player_1.exe_ □ ×
CLASS: CREATIVE PIRATE
CHAOS92
SHAME03
CREATINGMAX

I own a business where I create whatever the fuck I want… professionally. I’m an artist, designer, developer, strategist, collaborator, and fuck-around-and-find-out-er.

select_quest.exe_ □ ×

► SELECT YOUR QUEST

inventory.exe_ □ ×

► ITEMS I ACTUALLY USE

other_worlds.exe_ □ ×
YOU ARE VISITOR NO. 00069420 NO COOKIES · HAND-CODED… BY MY AI, MAVIS © 2026 BADM4NDY · Some links in the inventory section are referral links for things I legitimately use and recommend to people in real life all the time.